Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the blood of an Englishman,
Be he alive, or be he dead
I'll have his bones to grind my bread.
You ever hear about Jack and the Beanstalk? You did. But it's all wrong, y'know? So it's my job here to tell you the truth.
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" i dyed my hair blonde to look more like my dad but then i found out he was a butt so i grew it back to brown. "
shailene woodley as ella torrason
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" the only reason my stupid shoe fell was because it was slippery! and my feet weren't all the way inside it! "
lilly collins as red "hoodie" gallifer
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"i thought the wolf was nice! it was... cute. i think. it was dark. but i'm pretty sure it was cute! "
emma watson as olivia hunter
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" you won't laugh? are you sure? well, i'm a hunter. both literally and last-name-wise. "
cody christian as wolf
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" you trusted me? well, look where that got you. "
kaya scodelario as snow white
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" i think the dwarves hate me because i eat all of their food constantly while they're out mining in the tunnels. "
zendaya coleman as belle amorne
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" i wasn't aware that you had problems holding spoons with your furry claws. are they claws? they're paws, right? no, they're hands. what am i saying? they're claws! "
tyler posey as the beast
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" i'm beast. not a beast, but the beast. not necessarily saying that i'm a beast, but i'm the beast. yeah. wait, did that make sense? "
lindsay morgan as aurora noor
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" who the hell kisses a sleeping girl? i have half the mind to report you for rape. like, dude, double-yoo tee eff? okay, wow, sorry. i sound like a brat. "
