once
pete was eating fudge for breakfast bc WHY TF NOT
and patrick walked in completely naked
his eyes lit up bc he saw fudge and obviously he had a fudge fetish
he ran to pete and his fudge
he grabbed a handful of fudge and lathered it on his dico
pete quickly got undressed and patrick stuck his dico in petes asshole bc fudge is lube, right?
then jukie walked in
and pete put lube (fudge) on his dico
and put his lubed (fudged) dico in jukies pussy
then they sang destroya
UH UH UH UH UH UH IMMA DESTROY YOUR GENITAL AREAS UH UH UH UH UHHHHHHH
a/n
so this is how to smut, right? well then
pls dont ask this is an inside joke
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weird ass stories (mostly inside jokes that no one will understand)
Randomonly a few people will understand this dont ask questions ;)
