Didn't I tell you not to read this? Well, you've already started, so it's too late now. Look what you've done! Now you can't stop! And you can't tell anybody about this! You've ruined yourself. Look at you. You disgusting piece of matter they call “life.”
Now I don't really mean that. That's rude. And I'm clearly not a rude person. Sometimes I may offend you, but you'll forgive me. In the long run. But you are obviously not very smart. I mean, really? You just started reading a story titled, “Don't Read?” What's wrong with you?
Now that we've gotten that aside, you're probably wondering why this story has been created. What it's about. What you're doing here and why it's titled “Don't Read.” Well, I have some news that may startle you. Are you ready? If you're not – then get ready. And you can't stop reading. It's the rules. Are you ready now?
3, 2, 1.
If you're ready this, you're from the past. And I am from the future. Believe me? I didn't think so. I am from year 2965. So “spoiler!,” the world isn't going to end in December of 2012. The Mayans lied. Yep. Nasty little liars. Well anyways, you're probably very confused right now. Just stay calm, and I'll explain.
