Crack! One-Shots

High heels

Hey guys it's me,Trina again, apparently I was somehow able to think up of a plot and publish this one shot on time(?) I don't even think there's a due date but being the organized person I am,
I'll try to publish at least one each day I guess. If I can even think up of a plot in time and manage to write the one shot in time. So, don't expect me to finish my shit on time cause school can be a bitch at times.

Anyways, this one shot idea was given to me by a close friend. So, I'd like to give a shoutout to AXTheCoolKid for being such a good friend and for giving me the idea to write this one shot:)
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"God, heels are a pain," Steph said while removing her high heels after giving up walking in them.

"Why did I even agree to attend the party?" she muttered, before picking them up and walking barefooted the rest of the way home.

"Well, you might find it a pain but I don't think Dick does," Jason teased before looking back at Dick who was speaking to Tim.

Dick then looked up upon hearing his name. "Um, what about me?" he asked.

"Oh, we were talking about how you're used to wearing heels," Jason replied

"And why the hell would you assume that?"

"You admitted that yourself back then when you were drunk."

"Oh."

-Flashback-

"Jason~" Dick slurred, clearly drunk.

"What the fuck do you want from me this time?" Jason spoke in an annoyed tone.

"I wear heels sometimes when I'm alone at home~"

"And why the fuck would I wanna know that?"

"I don't know I just wanted to tell that to you."

"Oh well then I'll make good use of that information."

-End of flashback-

"Oh my god you still remember that..." Dick groaned.

"Yep. Still pretty clear in my mind!" Jason told him with a smirk.

"Hey I have an idea why don't we swap shoes then, since you say that Dick is used to wearing heels," Steph said, waiting for Dick's reply.

"You do know we're in public right?" Tim then spoke up as Steph and Jason stared at each other smirking.

"Actually never mind about that," Tim continued, knowing that both of them were up to no good.

"Fine, Steph. Just hand me the damn high heels so that we can get this over and done with" Dick said while handing his shoes to Steph and took the heels from her.

"Wait you're actually- " Jason managed to speak out in a shocked tone before being interrupted by Steph.

"OK! LETS GO NOW!" she screeched, before running down the pavement. "You're lucky that there's no one around at this hour, Dick," Tim pointed out.

"Yeah that's a relief," Dick said before managing to fabulously strut down the pavement in the heels.

"Holy shit! So he was speaking the truth back then!" Jason said, trying to hold back his laughter. While Tim was already dying of laughter, "Oh my god! Just how is he able to do that!?"

"Guys, quit it, and let's get back before I ditch the heels and beat the shit out of you," Dick threatened.

"God, I need to take a pic and send this to Bruce. Just imagine his reaction once he sees this!" Jason chuckled as he took out his phone and took a picture.

Tim, however, was still losing his shit as he supported himself by placing a hand on Jason's shoulder.

"OK, THAT'S IT! COME HERE, YOU LITTLE SHITS!" Dick shouted at the two before ditching the heels and chasing after them.

"OH FUCK, TIM! QUICK, RUN!" Jason ran as he grabbed Tim's wrist and dragged him along.

Its longer now 0-0 I hope this one shot isn't too bad cos I have a feeling it's not good. Welp, till next time.