[PLEASE DO NOT TAKE ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY. IT IS SATIRE.]
Why are people gay? We may never truly know.
However, following both the studies of Ima Fagut, PhD and former gay man Pey Niss, we can explore more in depth the mind of the common ho...
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On the left, we see a good brain, that of a heterosexual. On the right, however, we see a bad brain, a homosexual's brain.
As presented in the image above, we not only see a big difference in structure, but also in that of organization. One noticeable difference is the absence of a section of temporal lobe in the gay's brain, which is lost during the rituals of becoming gay. A large part of what the temporal lobe is supposed to function as is the auditory processing, which explains why gays tend to not listen to the truth.
The next step to understand how their mind works is psychologically. Why do gays choose to be gay? Is it simply a way to revolt against human nature? The answer is yes. A very similar pattern in structure of the brain of homosexuals versus anarchists is shown:
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An anarchist's brain has not only a missing piece of the temporal lobe, but on the top left of the brain there shows to be an anarchist symbol, the dedicated imprint that anarchists engrave into their skulls.
For this reason there seems to be no explanation. However, we can conclude that since the anarchist brain is the one with the "addons", all anarchists are gay.