Plasma's phone rings>>
Plasma: ....Hello?
Aster: PLASMAAAAA! COME JOIN US FOR A LITTLE CELEBRATION AT THE PARK!
Plasma: Who on earth are you..
Aster: OH RIGHT It's Aster! We're having a little mini party before we all leave for the server thing! Kinda like a "woohoo, we're cool!"
Plasma: How did you even get my number
Aster: IT'LL BE REALLY FUN! There's a picnic tableeee, and a paaaark, and peeeeooopleeee...
Plasma: ...............
Aster: Hello??? *distant* Meep, I think he hung up!
Plasma: I didn't hang up..
Aster: Oh! Okay then, are you coming? Please come! It's now!
Aster hangs up..
Plasma: *goes to car* why am I even going...
Plasma: *drives to park* why am I even going...
Plasma: *gets out of car* why am I even going...
Plasma: *arrives at the picnic table where people are* why did I even come...
Aster: PLASMA YOU'RE HERE! YAY!
Plasma: *looks at girls* I look like some sort of extreme flirt with all these girls.. who are all younger than me..
Cloudy: ...............................
Aster: WHO CARES WHAT THEY THINK!
Other park people: *stares at Aster because she yelled, then looks at Plasma like "why is he with a bunch of younger girls.."*
Plasma: WE'RE FRIENDS! There. Now nobody will stare.
Kate: Wait, we're friends?
Plasma: No.
Kate: ........
Aster: We're friends even if we don't realise it!
Plasma: I didn't know you existed until last Monday.
Aster: Fast friends!
Plasma: Whatever.
Meep: *walks to table from a park grill that everyone now realises is there* The food is ready!
Plasma: There's food?
Meep: Yes there's food..
Plasma: Are there pickles?
Cloudy: Why..
Meep: Um yes, here they are? *holds out a jar of pickles*
Plasma: *steals pickle jar and runs*
Meep: WHA-- WHAT??!!
Kate: Don't just sit there...
Aster: I LOVE TAG!
Kate: ...
Meep: GIVE ME MY PICKLES!
Cloudy: PLASMA! *runs after Plasma*
Kate: ...........
Meep: ..........
Kate: Is this typical?
Meep: I don't even know...
SUDDENLY A DIVINE GOD *Mep* COMES DOWN AND STRIKES PINK LIGHTNING AT PLASMA!
Plasma: *is knocked down* What
Plasma: *looks at self* ................
Cloudy: HAHAHAHHAH YOU'RE PINK!
Plasma: ........
Plasma: Notch help me
THE DIVINE GOD TAKES THE PICKLE JAR FROM PLASMA AND TELLS EVERYONE TO STOP BEING WEIRD SO IT CAN END THE STORY!
Plasma: No.
Cloudy: Whaa
Plasma: IT ISN'T EASY BEING PINK
THE DIVINE GOD FACEPALMS, SENDING SHOCKWAVES THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE!
Picklejar: *breaks*
Plasma: Gasp
Plasma: My life purpose
Cloudy: What is your life purpose
Plasma: To annoy people beyond absolute reason ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
(a/n I actually asked him what his life purpose was and this was his answer..)
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THE END.
What was this Mep?
Idk.
Shrugs*
Don't hurt meh
