Unwanted Inside Man

Lives at WeedHood

High school. You hear about it in movies and books about how great and drama filled it is. It's filled with studying and fuck boys who swap girlfriends for fun and cheat on one another. Girls who are full of themselves and the rest are the typical wanna be gossip queens spilling secrets about their friends and classmates. Unfortunately for me, Im the unwanted inside man.

Over the summer my friend Christine Satiago and Joseph Priddy started dating. I was all up for it, the cute unexpected couple that worked out for a month. Next thing you know, her best friend (Kathy Jones) sent nudes to him and saying that she wanted to date him, giving Christina the thoughts that he liked her back. Since im the nosey hoe that I am, I got Josheph's number and texted him about the subject and I temporarily fixed their relationship for them. I didn't even recieve a thank you, how thoughtful of them. Then, of course, it ended in a tragic breakup with her moving to West Virginia leaving all of her friends behind. This was only the beginning.

Its the beginning of Freshman year and drama has already arose from "dead" coals of old stories. The beginning of 7th period began when a blonde named Emma Pipes said her first words that started a long friendship with me. After about a week or so into the school year, I found out that she and Joseph were talking. Talking is referring to unconditional flirting that is so unbearable its infectious with a viral disease that makes you constantly cry out for help from the retardedness seeping out into the air. Now, how I keep getting myself into Joseph's business is what I would like to call, incredible, or it might just be Karma for getting my way in swim drama.

After several weeks of terrible torcher of nonstop studying for AP world geography, life started to get interesting. Somehow I managed to get Joseph's snapchat and we had over a 17 day streak before blocking me because Christine contacted him again. This situation started by his X wondering why he changed his profile picture on Instagram to him and Emma at the football game. Now, normaly I try to keep friends from friends drama when it involves the same man, but since Christien lives 500 miles away, I figured nothing would happen. Well, once again I was wrong, she did contact him and for some reason told him that we "talked about Emma and Joseph for hours over the phone", so not true. This information was transfered through Joseph, to Christine causing her to question me the next day and Joseph to block me.  After the Christine confusion was explained, then came the Hannah drama.

Hannah Boardwalk was one of my good friends from middle school, she dated Chris Williams for almost a year before he cheated on her with Alyssa Silver. Now she has moved on to a new man that she thought was avaliable.

On Thursday, September 29th, was when everything actually started. While I was in the car line, waiting to be dropped off at school, Emma sent me a snapchat saying that Joseph broke up with her. This wasn't a surprise (considering how long he took to ask her out) but I still asked for an answer to a question that I thought I knew. "Why did he break up with you?" The answer almost shocked me. "I think he left me for Hannah."

The answer to all questions lead to the internet. Sure enough, there was a picture of Hannah and Joseph together, arms wrapped abound waists at Homecoming. Yup. The rumors were true, now all I needed was to know the details.

In 2nd period, I asked Hannah if the rumor was true. Basically, they started talking the night when Emma and Joseph broke up (the night before). Joseph told Hannah that he broke up with her because she was mean to him and tried to do this four times but she wouldn't take a hint.

Soon enough it was 6th period.

Emma and I were working on a work sheet when she got a text from Joseph Priddy himself. "Did we break up? Because thats what everyone is telling me." Her reply was "ummmmm yeah." We were both confused by the situation till I put the peices together when she showed me the "break up texts" for the night before.

Joseph just said that Emma really hurt him and that they should break up when she didn't mean to. But Joseph only said, maybe we should break up not we are breaking up.

So Joseph started talking to Hannah when he still thought that him and Emma were dating, but lied to Hannah about dating Emma while they were talking. That is our qualification of cheating.

Once I found this out I texted Hannah saying that Joseph lied to her. She asked how and I told her to meet me after school because you never send stuff over texts that you don't want anyone else to see. Not even 5 minutes later Joseph started blowing up my phone with messages about how did he lie to her. The first message was a suck up and the rest created a cloud of irritation around my brain. With no evidence at all, Hannah confronted Joseph about the matter, making me lose all trust in Hannah Boardwalk.

The next day, Friday, I sent a long text explaining the whole situation to her. Its Saturday and she has yet to respond.