I just got a call from Gateway Church, and whenever the person asked me for anything, it went like this
Person: Hello! I was just wondering if you'd like to enroll in our wonderful fellowship program at Gateway Church!
Me: Um. Okay?
Person: Lovely! May I request your name?
Me: John Egbert(lol homestuck)
Person: John? You sound ike you're of the female gender. Oh well. What is your current religious preference?
Me: Satanism
Person: Um... Mam?
Me: What?
Person: May I request your email?
Me: PentagramEgbert@Gmail.com (It's my actual email. not kidding)
Person: Good day, Ms Egbert. *hangs up*
About 3 minutes later I began getting emails inviting me to exorcisms
