Crack! One-Shots

Jason's dissing

Hey guys it's me, Trina and I'd like to warn you guys of sorta implied Timkon here so yeah if you don't like it you can skip it. But anyways I hope you guys enjoy this one shot and like my other one shots too. Um don't blame me if I get the term wrong cuse I tend to get the terms dissing and burning messed up. But still, enjoy!
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Today, everyone except Jason had gathered in the living room to rant about Jason's dissing.

"He can be such a pain in the ass sometimes," Cass groaned, remembering what had happened the last time Jason dissed her.

-Cass' flashback-

"Jay, I need your opinion on something," Cass said, trying on a dress.

"Yeah?" Jason asked, looking up from his phone.

"Do I look pretty or ugly in this dress?"

"Um I'll say both."

"What? How?"

"Well you're pretty ugly."

"Goddammit, Jason! You're such an asshole."

"Yeah, I get that a lot."

"Well, fuck you. I'll go ask someone much nicer, like Dick."

-End of cass's flashback-

"Well you aren't the only one who got dissed by Jason," Dick pointed out as Tim nodded.

"Well this is gonna be interesting," Bruce said before leaning back into the chair.

-Dick's flashback-

"Jason, what did you do this time? I just got a text from Cass saying that you dissed him," Dick spoke as he held up his phone to show Jason.

"Oh, yeah, that was funny." Jason snorted as he tried not to laugh.

"You shouldn't be so mean, Jason. You should be nice, like me."

"But your name tells a different story."

"Excuse me?"

"You're excused."

"Jason, why do you have to be the little shit you are?"

"Um, 'cause why not?"

"Jason, you asshole."

"Dick."

At that moment, Dick pointed the middle finger at Jason.

-End of Dick's flashback-

"Well, it's kinda true though but don't take it to heart," Tim said, patting Dick's back. "Hey, don't feel too bad, he dissed me too and somehow found out about my relationship!" Upon hearing that, everyone stared at Tim as none of them knew that Tim was in a relationship.

"Wait... hang on, Tim. You were in a relationship for how long, now?" Babs questioned as she began to have suspicions.

"Um, can we get back to the topic at hand now?" Tim asked nervously, not wanting anyone else to ask about his relationship.

"Yeah, sure, I don't see why not," Steph said, wanting to hear what Jason told Tim.

-Tim's flashback-

"Goddammit, Tim! Why are you so good at this?"

"'Cause you suck dick."

"Well, if I'm correct, you swallow them."

"The fuck?"

"Well, the last time I checked, you were with Superboy, right?"

"How the fuck?"

"I'm not as dumb as you think, Timmy."

"You walked in on us by accident, didn't you?"

"Yep."

"Jason, please don't tell anyone, the rest of the family doesn't know yet."

"Alright, I won't tell unless you do my bidding."

"Fuck you, Jason! Go tell them about my relationship all you want! But I am not going to do your bidding!"

-End of Tim's flashback-

"Drake you do know that all of us are aware now right?" Damian asked, wondering if Tim could be any dumber. "I'm not that dumb, demon spawn. I was meant to do that." Tim replied, clearly trying to cover up for his moment of stupidity.

"Tim, we're gonna have to talk about this later," Bruce said in a serious tone as Tim was looking around trying to find a way to escape.

"Damn, you guys really hate me, don't you?" Jason's voice suddenly came out from nowhere.

"Oh, fuck. How long were you standing there, exactly?" Dick asked.

"Long enough. See you fucks later, then!" Jason said, pointing the middle finger at Dick as payback before he grabbed his helmet and left.

I hoped you guys liked this one cause it took me quite sometime to think up of burns or disses. I don't know but please correct me if I'm wrong.