Firestar: Jishypaw, from this day forward you will be called Jishywishy! *touches his nose up against Jishywishy's head or whatever*
Jishywishy: (after his warrior ceremony) Hey Brambleclaw? (Brambleclaw is his dad and some random cat is his mom)
Brambleclaw: Yes, Jishywishy?
Jishywishy: Why did you call me Jishykit when I was born?
Brambleclaw: Because I love.... *says like Tyler Joseph* Twenty One pilots!!!
Jishywishy: I don't get it. Who's Twenty Two Airplanes??? O~O
Brambleclaw: Firestar shall explain.
Firestar: *floats down from the sky because he can fly obviously*
Jishywishy: Firestar, why was I named Jishykit when I was born?
Firestar: Because your father is an idiot fan girl. *does jazz hands...er...paws*
Brambleclaw: *gets ready to scream*
Firestar: *kicks him out of Thunderclan before he can start screaming*

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Ways to Get Kicked out of Thunderclan(a warrior cat spoof)
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