Don't hate jst taking da piss so if ya gotta problem suck a shlong.
As I gracefully wade though the meadows of my auntys farm a take a whiff of the sweet country air.
My names josh beddingfield the years 1973 and everything's grate except theirs been 1 thing bothering me,pot smokin green piece hippies of course but that's a different story.But the story I'm going to tell u now is wat happened on a sunny spring after noon this is the story of how I got a carrot stuck up my ass.
The sun is hot and the works never been harder as sweet drips down my face I finally decide to take a rest from working in my Auntys garden. I keep a look out for my aunty because if she sees I'm taking a break she'll tie a brick to my nads and though it off a bridge.And that won't turn out well coz ill end up like Justin bieber singing crappy high pitch music.It hasn't been the same since mum died because I was sent of to my auntys farm and my dad well I think his car broke down on the way home from the dairy coz he hasn't got home yet it's only been about 3years so he should be home soon. I decide to go sit in the shade but as I sit down arghhhhhhhh something got stuck up my ass wat could it be I try to pull it out but it won't budge. I try to have a look to c wat it is I turn my head and Baym straight though my pants and up my ass is a great big carrot.
12 years later I go to prison for murder but atleast it's not all bad "if I drop the soap " there won't be any nasty surprises .
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