Comeback #18

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Person: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? (AUTHORS NOTE: ugh this is so cheesy!!!)

Me: Did it hurt when you fell down from the whore tree and banged every girl on the way down?

(I honestly love this, I think I saw it in The bad boy stole my bra)

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