Book of Randomness

Im new to this

I'm new to all of this so imna just say what I think of things until I get the hang of it, comment what you want me to talk about.

Dating
I am legit the most single person but threw life I have noticed something, some people are potatoes or apples, everyone has there bad parts, but there are some good part, but all my life I have bitten into the bad parts.

Like one time I kissed this guy and I fell head over heels until I realized that he was 17, so I knew I couldn't date him but then he dated someone younger than me. The funny thing is that I found out that he has a blood kink, a daddy kink, and he is shorter than me so I call him Daddy Shortcakes.