There once lived a beautiful mother and a handsome father. They had a son and went to a Cliff to celebrate his 2nd birthday. It was dusk and the boy said he needed the toilet so the mother picked him up and walked over to a place and put the child down. But she had really just dropped him over a cliff. A few years later and they had a daughter. Her birthday came around and they went to the same cliff. She was about to blow the candles out for her 3rd birthday when her lit on fire and she ran and jump over the edge. She landed on top of her brothers corpse that had laid there since he had fell. She died instantly. When they went down to investigate the two bodies were broken into bones and spelled out on the beach,"karma's a bitch"
