The Jake Bugg Syndrome

Do you have to declare yourself a Jake Bugg fan, or can it sometimes happen without you noticing it? Here are the stages and symptoms of having the Jake Bugg Syndrome.

(Note: i just made this all up based on my personal experience. XP This might sound exaggerated but yeah, it is. Haha. Have fun!.:))) )

Do you have it too?

The Jake Bugg Syndrome

Causes:

Bugg - A type of bug with two G's that spreads within the body over a given period of time.

Stages/Phases:

Stage 0: In Situ (Brain Region)

-The point where it all start.

-You encounter his name on media or by a friend but knew nothing about him.

-You mess up with his name and create jokes about him.

-You can't get his name out of your mind so you google him up and listen to some of his songs.

-And now it's stuck in your head like an earworm.

Stage 1: Localized (Brain Region)

-You spend 50% of your surfing time on watching his youtube videos.

-You've already learned his biography.

-Sometimes you have the sudden urge to talk in British accent.

-Pronouncing 'girl' the Jake Bugg style.

-When you wake up and someone greets you 'good morning', you automatically reply 'it's another pure grey morning.'

-You remember his song "Lightning Bolt" when you see Harry Potter and his scar or The Lightning Thief.

Stage 2: Regional (Brain and Heart)

-Stalking ability level up: You started to follow him on twitter, instagram, and facebook.

-Suddenly, everything reminds you of Jake.

-Greeting witth Two Fingers (rare)

-The Jake Bugg effect is prominent: You find yourself consumed in the thoughts of him and his music.

-You get too emotional to the fact that you won't get to see him up close because you live in The Shire, Narnia, or in any distant world.

Stage 3: Distant (All body systems)

-You know every single word of his songs and you even try to imitate his

-You buy all his albums and posters, download all his songs, copy all his photos on the internet to your laptop/tablet, and make his photo your mobile wallpaper.

- You started to listen to his music icons.

-You go to all his concerts/shows (not for me coz I live in Narnia :(((( )

-You suddenly start to make a fanpage or blog about him.

-He inspired you to pick up a guitar and start learning how to play it.

-You pray every night about how you wish to see him perform live.

-You listen to him before you sleep and you wake up to his song as your alarm ring tone. Hence, his music is already a part of your circadian cycle.

Treatment: NONE. It's a lifetime condition. All hope of reclaiming sanity is gone.

XD goodluck to us all jake bugg fans!

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