You were making a cake for liam because he likes cake when you feel breathing down your neck you turn around but noone is there, but you realise its just your bird chewbacca breathing on your neck. "Yo yo liam" you say to your hungry boyfriend "wheres the cake" liam says as he searches for it "youll get it later on but first lets have some fun" you smile and take your clothes off "damn girl someones thirsy for the magical penis" liam says as he takes his pants off. Liam then starts to unfold his penis (yes liam gets sad when they say he has a 10 inch penis when its really 50m long) for liams penis to fit in the house we had to make a hole it the roof so it stuck outside a bit. Liam manages to enter you slowly so he has about 1/200 of his penis inside you. "you ready " liam says "yes liam just stick ur damn light pole inside of me" you said. Liam slides his penis more into you and it accidentally travels trough ur fillopian tube "bad penis" liam said "sorry, just got lost in my thoughts" liams penis replied his penis then came up out through your mouth so now liams penis was basically through your whole body. After about 30 minutes his whole length is through you and about 30m of it is sticking out of the roof. He starts to penetrate you . "oh yes yes i like this" liams penis yelled from the sky "shut up" liam said to his penis "OH LIAM IM ABOUT TO--" "SO AM I" liam yelled and his cum splurted out of his penis and watered the gardens of the whole city. "That what great" liam said while folding up his penis "i know at least we dont need to water the garden now" you liam and his penis laugh at your bad joke.
9 months later half of the girls in the city gave birth to liams babies because they ate his cum off the grass and fell pregnant.
liam never got his cake eaither which made him sad
the end.
