BROKE// A BTS Dope Parody

Broke

Oh hello, first time with BTS?

Ayo ladies and gentlemen
If your also broke I'll begin
Yeah, I'm not like all those other guys
I'm so broke
I'm im I'm
I'm so broke Ayo

While your buying merch right and left
I'm sitting at home using theft yeah
I have no money to spend
I got no cash
I got no cash
I'm so broke

*instrumental*

Broke broke broke
Yeah that just what I am
It's no joke joke joke
I need money in my hand
All these millionaires, billionaires and trillionaires to
But I'm stuck over here with no money left to use

Ok
Yeah oh yes we need more that's just how it goes
I need some money to buy merch and bangtan photos
But I'm broke and I got no money to shop
I've got no money Im gonna rot
But but I've been blazing and I've got determination
And I'm mentally Amazin and I'll
Use it against all of
my foes

I try to make more money every day
Oh yes
But no one decides to pay
Yeaeah
My mom says that I need a job
I don't wanna say yes
I don't wanna say yes

Stealing money is a crime
Alright
adrenaline makes my body burn up all night

Cuz we got fire
(fire)
Higher
(higher)

Gotta make cash
Gotta, Gotta make cash
I'm broke

Why is cash so scarce

Why am I not wealthy yet

Why am so broke

Broke

Broke

Broke

So broke

Why is cash so scarce

Why am I not wealthy yet

Why am I so broke

Broke

Broke

Broke

So broke

Money makes me happy
Even just a little left to spare
Actually I don't want your donations I can make it on my own
Fuck off before you get shown
Just gotta work hard and try
Money will just fly
Put aside all of my petty flaws
Maybe I'll ament to the laws
I'll just have to use all of my
Energy energy energy
If you dare to speak to me you will be my
Enemy enemy enemy, what?
I don't wanna deal with your shit
Let me deal with my Sitch
Maybe you could cheer for me On the sides
Can I get a little bit of hope

(Yeah)

Yeah come on let's go uh

While your buying merch right and left
(Oh yeah)
I'm sitting at home using theft yeaeah
My mom says I should get a job
I don't wanna say yes
I don't wanna say yes

Stealing money
Is a crime (alright)
The adrenaline makes my body burn up all night

Cuz we got fire
(Fire)
Higher
(Higher)

Gotta make cash
Gotta, Gotta make cash
I'm broke

Why is cash so scarce

Why am I not wealthy yet

Why am I so broke

Broke

Broke

Broke

So broke

Why is cash so scarce

Why am I not wealthy yet

Why am I so broke

Broke

Broke

Broke

So broke

Money is so hard to find
Especially when you ain't got no style
I wanna live the hustle life
I wanna make some money baby

Money is so hard to find
Especially when you ain't got no style
I wanna live the hustle life
I gotta feel
I gotta feel

I found 10 bucks

Say what?

Say what?

Say what?

I guess I'm not totally broke

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A/N: I know I'm sorry it's really bad , but shout out to 3830th and AoSakuraHana
For being such great ppl!!!!!!♡*(ू•‧̫•ू⑅)