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I wake up in the morning feeling like

Zoe POV
I woke up to his throbbing member slapping my knees. Thats another thing I learnt about Jacob last night. His knee fetish. The first thing I learnt was that he has a seventeen inch cock. I learnt this the hard way if you get my gist.

He was so sweet and kind to me.  It all started when he came to my meet up in Brighton. He brought me my favourite mascara because I always talk about it in my videos. I never understood boys but this one just seemed so gentle and treated me like I was an angel. His hair was like a doormat bred with a guinea pig. His face like a round slice of ham. His hands like little rat claws that just gave off an aroma that made me want them all over me. His ears were like those little pastas that are called mushrooms or something. Everything about him was appealing; except for his one flaw. His voice. How could someone so perfect in all other aspects sound so horrible. His music is so good that I was drawn in only to find the truth. His best friend auto tune. His only companion. His lord. His saviour. With out auto tune he would be nothing. But then I wouldn't have met him. Auto tune had become my saviour, my god, my fetish even. Just hearing a computer edited sound made me sweat gallons of neon blue blood. This blood made me so happy. It was Jacobs gift to me. His present. I started collecting it in jars under my bed.

Jacobs POV
She is so short. In her videos I couldn't see how short she is but damn boy. That is one short bitch.  Her eyes are like marbles but the light behind her eyes is so dark and dilapidated that I couldn't help but feel that her last wasn't as sweet as her rosy pink cheeks. My mind raced as I tried to think of what had gone wrong. Had she been made to work as a gymnast from a young age? Had she been forced to build walls from teeth as a baby? Was she the third generation of the same person? Had she done cocaine as a toddler for her parents amusement?

Zoe POV
As a child I was made to paint range rovers burgundy.

Jacob POV

Maybe she was made to paint land rovers navy