Ship Lyric Text Pranks!

Jelsa

Jack: Hey

Elsa:Hey

Jack: I was doing just fine before I met you.

Elsa: Okay...

Jack: I drink too much and that's an issue, but I'm okay.

Elsa: Wait, Jack are you drunk.

Jack: Hey

Elsa: Jack you already said that,  but hey again.

Jack: Tell your friends it was nice to meet them, but I hope I never see them again.

Elsa: Jack, what are you talking about?

Jack: I know it breaks your heart,  moved to the city in a broke down car.

Elsa: Wait, are you breaking up with me because you are moving?

Jack: Four years no calls, now your looking pretty in a hotel bar.

Elsa: Jack, I'm not at a hotel or a bar, why don't you came over and we can talk about this. I also called you yesterday.

Jack: And I can't stop.

Elsa: What?

Jack: So baby, pull me closer in the back seat of your Rover.

Elsa: I don't even have a car Jack, you know that.

Jack: That I know you can't afford, bite that tattoo on your shoulder.

Elsa: I don't have a fricken tattoo, Jack.

Jack: Pull the sheets right off the corner of that mattress that you stole, from you roommate back in Boulder.

Elsa: I did not steal anything! Jack, I am getting very angry with you.

Jack: We ain't ever getting older.

Elsa: Jack, I'm turning 19 next month, September 16th, remember?

Jack: No we aint ever getting older.

Elsa: Ugh...

Jack: You, look as good as the day I met you.

Elsa: Thanks...  ;^)

Jack: I forgot just why I left you.

Elsa: Apparently because you are moving to another city.

Jack: I was insane...

Elsa: I'll say...

Jack: I know it breaks your heart, moved to the city in a broke down car.

Elsa: Since you are breaking up with me, I guess I'll just delete your number and never talk to you again, goodbye.

Jack: Elsa, wait, it's just a song lyric prank I'm not breaking up with you. Please forgive me, it was Closer by The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey. Please forgive me.

Elsa: You get your butt over here right now Jack Frost, I've got a bone to pick with you.

Jack: This is going to be bad, be right over.