Chibi Kitsune

Chapter five : Plans for Rememberance

The problem now is, how the hell will I get my ears and tail back? In fact, I want to know the reason WHY I lost animal parts. Just why the hell? And how come Dia does not have any animal parts? Is this why she is stupid some times? OH FOR GOD'S SAKE! 

"So...um... yea"I said

"Ayako, you know that your animal is a fox right?" said the woman with white hair.

"Yea. The man who is my oto-san has fox ears and a tail. Also you ma." said I

"Well at least you know who my mother-in-law is honey !" said David

"You know what?" asked Dia.

"What is it this time Dia?" I said.

"All of us has Japanese names except David. It's werid!"

"Well as long as I have honey I will be fine!" Said David . But he looks like he was about to cry.

"What's wrong David"? I asked as I walk to him.

"I just missed you for the longest and now your here... I MISSED YOU!!!" He said as he jump to me as we both hit the floor. Not again. It's just what happens next...

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BABY GIRL !!!" Says the old man with his eyes red and burning with fire

"But she is MY wife. I can love her if I want to sir!" David yelled.

"OH HEELLLLLL NOOOO!" 

"JUST CHILL THE F OUT " I screamed on the top of my lungs!

Both males just quite down while looking at me. Then they looked at each other . Then they turn and now all I can see are their backs.Then they both look at me and they both got on their knees and then they both said as they bow down...

"PLEASE FORGIVE US!"

"Allright then, at least you did."

They both mumble something like 'this is not over' but am pretty sure that it was just my mind. 

"Well you know what ?"asked Dia .

"What?" I asked. She most likely will say something very stupid as all ways

"I know a person who might help us !"

"Help how?"

"To get your ears and your tail." she said with a gran smile .

"Who might that be?"

"Her name is Sue."

"You mean Mary Sue?!"

"No. That would not do at all. No her name is just Sue."

"Hmm... well if she can help me find my ears and tail , I guess that it kinda solves the problem. Do we even have a problem?"

"Well kinda honey. If you don't have your ears or tail, you might end up ..."  

"What the hell is this random Cliff hanger? Just tell me what happens ."

"Well this can go two ways. Either you go back to your human world but remembering every thing that happen or stay here but you will forget every thing." said the woman with white hair.

"Well that is some BS. Though it would be nice if it were more BL." I said ...aloud... that's just my thoughts don't judge me!

"What is this 'BL' you speak of ?" asked the one and only Dia.

"Um... you'll find out one day. Considering that the world around us seems like we're in Japan."

"But I want to know now!"

"Just Google search it"

"What's Google?"

And then I just wanted to fainted. If some one ask what's Google,theres only two reasons why. 

A) They are isolated

OR

B) There is no Wi-Fi.

"DO YOU HAVE WI-FI UP IN HERE?!"

Every one looks at each other, looks at the ground, looks to the left , then to the right and finally looks up to me. The David walks up to me and holds me in his arms (by the way they are fine as hell!).

"Um... Am sorry honey but we don't even know what Wi-Fi is! "  he said  while bowing down . I just fell down but luckly David was there but I just closed my eyes and then I felt my body in mid-air . 

2 HOURS LATER

"Uh my head." I said

" HONEY'S AWAKE!"

"Oh really?" asked  every one

"Yes!" said David happily (more like yelled)

"Guys?'

"Yes?" they all said at the same time

"I had the scariest dream."

"Oh honey! Do you want me to kiss the bad dreams bye?" asked David

"No! I mean not now."

"Well enough of that. What was your dream?"asked the woman with white hair or Ma. Yea lets call her Ma. It makes my life easier.

" I dreamt that there was NO Wi-Fi at ALL!! "

* CRICKET  CRICKET *

"GUYS?!"

"sorry?" They all said at the same time in a very low voice

"SORRY MY ASS !!!!!!!!!!!!"

"What the hell is all the screaming for ?"

We all look up and didn't find anything.

"Down here stupids"

We all look down to see a 5cm little girl. 

"Well hello ther-"

"CHIBI!" I screamed as I bend down to put the small girl in the palm of my hand.

"UNHAND ME YOU FOOL!"

"oh sorry." as I put her down again

"You better be."

"Sue, why don't you turn to our size?" said Dia.

"Holla HOLLA! This is Sue?!"

"Yeah. Got a problem with that ?" she said with giving me the death glare

"No madam" I said as I salute to her while I look down.

"Good. Just I need every one to back away when I transform to the size of you people."

"YES MADAM !" everyone said as they salute to her.

" Am weak, tiny , and small, but now I wish to become meek, highly, and TALL !!!"

So my Otakus out there can just imagine a scene from Sailor Moon. Or Card Captor Sakura. Lets just say that Sue was floating and then her body expanded and her clothes too. Then her feet touch the ground and stars just shoot  out of her chest. And now she was...

"HAHAHA! YOUR ONLY 4 FEET TALL!" Oto-san said

"OTO-SAN!" We all said ready with our hammers. ( what? You see this in anime a lot!)

"It's okay. I WILL GET MY REVENGE !!!" Said Sue

Sue took out a Katana (from where, I dont know) and started to attack Oto-san . But if you remember Pops has a Katana too.

*cling clang *

who will win ? who will continue on? will be The NEXT IRON CHEF !!

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I'm not update in a while so I'm happy to make at least one more chapter for at least one story I'm really happy hope you like it !

- Yunikon