Just the normal routine for every day of my tour. Get up, fly to some crazy place to preform, put on 7 layers of foundation because that's my lucky number, preform my beautiful music, and eat the perfect baked potato. Now when I say the perfect baked potato I mean the perfect baked potato. It has exactly 7 bacon bits on top of melted cheddar cheese with some sour cream on top. This baked potato is always cooked to perfection by my chef, Po. It's the highlight of my night. Being Shakira is very tiring and it's the one thing I can look forward to.
Anyways, life is rough for me. Just like usual I fly to the wonderful state of Florida to preform. No big deal. Back stage I am putting on my makeup so that I can look great to the audience. I need perfection in my everyday life and I cannot bare to have blemishes. Singing is normal for me. Life is a bore, I have to sing "Hips Don't Lie" every concert and I can't not sing it. If I didn't sing it the concert would not be perfection.
After my perfect performance I got to the best part of my life. Eating the baked potato. Po was taking awfully long to cook this potato today. "PO, WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?!" I hollered. "Just about 15 more minutes!" He responded. After waiting for the longest 15 minutes of my life, he finally brought the masterpiece. From far away the potato looked beautiful but at a closer angle something didn't seem right. After scanning it for a good minute I saw it. There were 8 bacon bits instead of 7. "What is THIS supposed to be?" I questioned with pure disgust. "Your baked potato, ma'am. Is everything all right?" Po responded. "No it isn't all right. Do you see what you did wrong?" "No, ma'am, I don't know what is wrong with it." He didn't even see his mistake when it was clearly right in front of him. "YOU PUT 8 BACON BITS ON IT. 8! THAT IS ONE TWO MANY! THIS IS HORRIBLE AND YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME GREATLY! YOU ARE A TERRIBLE COOK!" I screeched. "You can insult my looks, you can insult my actions, but you NEVER insult my potatoes. You will deeply regret this, Shakira. Greatly regret it!" Po warned.
TO BE CONTINUED....
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Hips Can Lie
HumorThis is the story of how the well-known Shakira had to make a decision that could change her life. Who knew that a normal day in the tour life could take such a twist? Could a huge mistake could have cost her career? Read to find out what tragic thi...
