When Worlds Collide: A Bleach and Naruto Fanfic Crossover Royale!

VOL. IV::Chapter 24--Uzumaki Naruto

Greetings and beyond the new otakus! Just to let you know, the setting of this story is right at the beginning of NARUTO: SHIPUDDEN, and right before Ichigo fights Aizen in BLEACH (ep. 289 if you want to get technical). Uzu-chan and Kurosaki-kun do not belong to me, they belong to their respective creators, blah, blah, blah!  

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CHAPTER 24--Uzumaki Naruto

We all had a long, refreshing laugh, then did an experiment, and learned that Fox didn't have any more personality switches, he just switched around Saki-chan. We hobbled back to the village and were able to rest up a little more before we left for the village. We got SOME treatment for our various and many wounds, but we would need to get the good stuff back at the Leaf. Plus Kurosaki and Uryuu kept talking about that big-chested Orihime girl that could heal anything because she reversed time or something. Yeah, whatever.  

I finally got to eat lots of food, but of course Kurosaki had to ruin it. We sat down and I casually stuffed my face like usual, but Kurosaki had to turn it into an eating competition.  

"HA! I win!" I yelled triumphantly. 

"No you don't! I clearly finished first," He said matter-of-factly.  

"Liar!" 

"Cheater!" 

"Freak!" 

"Bleach Blonde!" 

"PUNK-ASS!" 

"DUMB ASS!" 

"PERVERT!"  

"Ah! A what?!"  

"Per-vert," I spelled it out. "I saw how you reacted to my sexy-jutsu!"  

"Itsygo, are you really a pervert?" Nel asked innocently. 

"What?! No! I-" He stood up and grabbed my collar. "YOU!" He tackled me from across the table. It. Was. On.  

I know there was a lot of rolling and punching and scratching and biting and kicking. "Freak!"  

"Bleach-blonde!"  

"Will you two STOP IT?!" Kakashi picked me up by my collar and Kurenai grabbed Kurosaki by his shirt, and they both pulled us apart, us still desperately trying to finish the job. I always hated it when Kakashi-sensei picked me up off the ground by my collar like Genin. I was technically a Genin, but... that's not important!  

Then my mind wandered to what Toshiro would do if someone did that to him, because it was certainly possible. I almost smiled at the thought of him exploding- But wait! That asshole was right there, itching to lose a fist fight! "Let me at that punk! All of our problems will go away!" I yelled fighting against Kakashi. That son of bitch! I was out for blood! 

"NO! Now both of you are on timeout!" Kurenai concluded.  

"What? Again? You can't be serious!" We said in unison. "Hey! Stop copying me!" We said, still in unison.  

"Grr, PUNK-ASS FREAK!" I yelled. 

"BLEACH BLONDE DUMBASS!" We rushed at each other once again, only to be held back by the arms of Kakashi and Kurenai.  

"STOP IT! Not one word from either of you-" 

"But-" STILL in unison.  

"NOT. ONE. WORD." 

And THAT'S why Kurosaki and I played death glare the whole way back.  

Saki-chan, I could stand, but Kurosaki? We couldn't be in the same room together.