Once there was a lonely dick. He was very lonely. He has never had pussy. All his friends had and they made sure he knew it. The dick dreamed of a nice, strawberry smelling, shaved pussy. One day he met a girl and he was determined to get inside her. They went and ate dinner and then went back to his apartment. They were.laying down watching TV.when they kissed. He never stopped as he ripped off his clothes and hers. Finally he saw a vagina. However, this one was disgusting! It smelled like fart, and it looked like a full head of hair was being grown down there. He fucked her anyway and said "One day I will get the pussy I've always dreamed of."
