"Haha!!!! Got you ya little fool!!!!" I grabbed the little puke. And, of course, like all the other criminals, started to cry!!!!
"WWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHH WWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Wah, Wah, Wah!!! Oh, shut the hell up!!!!" I screamed
And, of course, her parents came over to scream at my for abusing they're future criminal child!!! Puph!!! LOSERS!!!
"Well, you shouldn't have told her to FREAKING. STEAL. MY GG ( GLITER GLUE )!!!!! May Hilter throw an atomic bomb on you're imbosle FACES!!!!! ARMAGEDDON!!!!! ( joybug14 ) GG lover OUT!!!!" And I dropped my GG which I then bent over and picked up, but, I got stuck like that, so, I rolled over onto my back and rolled away!!!! And my beloved cow, Hitler, followed me...
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I was in the REALLY long line to board the ship, and suddenly, out of nowhere, a mother whom seemed to be really young ( to me ), about 76, asked if she could have some of Hitler's milk. I wasn't paying attention, so she laid down, slid underneath MY COW, and started drinking Hitler's milk from his UTTER!!!! I turned around and just starred at her. When she got up, her cheeks were really fat, so I went behind her and said in a really low pitched voice "That's MY utter!!" and she spat almost all the milk out of her mouth but went over to her 69 old old son.
"Here you go, baby son!!" she mumbled into her ear. Then, she dribbled the Hitler milk out of her mouth into her sons. After Hitler witnessed this, Hitler literally BARFED ALL OVER A MAN dressed in a dark red.
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The Titanic: The Death of A Dream~ Tibbula Jones' Diary
HumorTibbula Jones is one of the many passengers on the luxurious, grand RMS Titanic. He kept a diary to tell his future generations of family posted on what had happened. 96, and he was visiting his 'friend' ( a priest ) in California where he would spe...
