The rant book.

Hiccup where has the time gone?

   If you guys know me you know I'm in to and do pretty childish things. I've came up with new words like smarticus and smarticle( mostly referring to myself) and say roar roar on occasion...DON'T JUDGE! I complain about various things like girls, boys, school....you know you complain about it too. This time it's probably a first for me. I'm happy about something. I just come out and say it....DID YOU SEE THE TRAILER FOR HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON TWO!? I sure have 123456264637237383834 TIMES if that's even a number. Can we just do like a slow clap right now? Now I know what your thinking...Why are you talking about this now? Shut Up! I'll rant when I feel like it. COME AT ME BRO!

   So I've been a DreamWorks, Pixar, Disney fan my whole life. My first movie was Cinderalla. Disney world is the BEST amusement park EVER! Shut Up, Six Flags and universal studio's and south of the border. No Disney World is where dreams happen, but anyway so my favorite dream works movie is definitely How To Train Your Dragon. I love the adventure, the humor, the Hiccup x Astrid. Again Shut Up Hijacks and Toothcups. That second one doesn't even make sense! So we the movie was over my little mind was thinking that it was the end of the movie. There are barely any sequels to the GOOD dream works movies ya know? Even my mind could comprehend that, but nope that not how the roll down at dream works studio's. So five years later, I'm on the same computer I'm on now and so I go on youtube to check for viral video's and what do I find? TRAILER FOR HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON TWO! I'm like whaaaaaaaaat? I watch it mind being completely blown. Same boy and dragon and everything just different suit. Ok. So they don't show his face at all by the time the title come's up. I'm fine with it. I know what he looks like, but no that's not what he looks like. Then I see his face. I'm like WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT! In my mind I start comparing the two. Awkward Hiccup. Justin Timberlake Hiccup. Awkward Hiccup. Justin Timberlake Hiccup. Then my mind finally realizes and I blend it all together. And be being me I look it up and find Astrid and little pictures of them I even dug deep enough to find out the plot and at this point I'm just like  

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

    I start dancing around in my bedroom. I threw a party by myself right there and then. The movie come's out sometime in June fourteenth. I'm probably going to watch it in I-MAX and you should too. Soooo excited for this that I can't even comprehend it in words!