Da melisa was in da scewl and she was rly happy cause Madde was right there on da chair in the French place.
Melisa walked up to Madde and said:
"Barnacle"
Madde laughed like a seacreture BUT SUDDENLY
Agneta started the class and they all went silent.
Melisa was in deep trouble because she was standing in the middle of the room!!!
Agneta was about to go damp-mode,
Luckily, Melisa did one of her famous backflips and landed in her chair.
Lova who was sitting on the neighboring table to her left whispered:
''Sweet moooves...!''
Melisa smiled and started listening to all te French gibberish.
After class all her friends gathered outside the room.
"Dead puppies"
Said Sofie
"Personal hygiene"
Said Madde
This was a normal everyday conversation for the gang and everyone thought it was excellent.
It was time for everyone to head over to math class. Linda said her goodbyes and ran over to Olga,
Melisa wondered if they had an affair.
I think they probably do.
Math was cool.
Only today was different,
Their math teacher Anders had transformed into a ghastly monster with ten eyes and tentacles.
He grabbed Sofie by her hair and shook her.
Madde hid under a table to make way for her fabulous hair, and Lova took this opportunity of distraction to take a smoke.
Melisa knew her friends would be nothing more than worthless in the fight so she decided to solve it all by herself...
Her pencil became a sword and her book was suddenly a shield in the great battle for justice!
''Help.''
Sofie said kinda casually while Anders the alien monster thing growled.
Melisa charged at the hideous monster screaming;
''ALLALLALLALALLALLAALLA!!!''
Her sword cut off one of the seemingly countless tentacles, making the monster growl even louder. Anders started to throw tables at Melisa who dodged them with ease. When Maddes hiding place was thrown to hell she just sat there and stared with a sad face. Anders picked her up too while laughing.
''Sup''
Said Sofie
''Hi''
Said Madde
Now both of them were captured!
Lova coughed twice before throwing the smokestick in the sink.
"That was rubbish."
She said to herself with a frown.
Melisa saw that Anders would capture Lova next so she screamed to warn her.
''GTFO!!!!''
But it was too late, Anders captured Lova too.
''Hello there''
Said Madde
''Nice day''
Answered Lova
Sofie nodded in response.
At this moment Melisa sighed and wished that her friends weren't complete retards. But as we all know you need a 46 year old potato chip to actually make your dreams come true.
And none of them had one.
Sad day.
Anders started shaking and opened a giant mouth on his belly that had been hidden. Now all the retarded friends suddenly woke up from their brain-deadness and started screaming holding each other while they were being lowered into the saliva soaked tooth filled gaping mouth.
Melisa had to think quick,
She threw the sword, aiming at the monsters eye.
And she made it!
The sword penetrated Anders eye,
Right after it had gone trough Madde's ribcage.
The friends were all dropped to the ground as Anders screamed in pain. Lova and Sofie carried Madde while running to the exit with Melisa.
"How did you do that with the pencil?? And your book?!''
Panted Lova while they were all running through the exploding halls.
Students and teachers were running, trying to put out fires, escaping all while monsters were all about.
Melisa thought about the question...
''I don't know!''
They dropped the subject when Linda came running.
''What is going on?!''
''JUST RUN''
shouted Sofie with the dying Madde in hers' and Lova's arms.
They stormed out of the main entrance just as it collapsed.
A few seconds they just stood by to catch their breaths, breathing heavily.
Madde coughed, it was worryingly how hurt she was...
They didn't even notice the monster creeping up on them, twenty sharp legs, crab claws and a shining black shell. It screeched, alerting the team.
Linda kicked it in the face while screaming in fear making the four others scream too.
''Come on!''
Lova shouted, pointing at a car.
Melisa crushed the window and got into the backseat, Lova and Sofie carefully handed Madde over to Melisa before getting into the two front seats.
Lova started mashing all the buttons on the dashboard in a desperate attempt to make it start...
"Come on! Come on.... Just... Start!"
The sound of an engine rustling up. A motor humming, the radio even started.
Everyone cheered (except for Madde and Linda. They were busy with dying)
''HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!''
Sofie asked Lova with a big grin
''DOESN'T MATTER!''
Melisa dragged Linda into the car and they left, speeding off on the road while "Wrecking ball" sounded through the radio.
End of chapter one
