This is the first time I'm doing this s-
Dankiplier: OHHHHH GET PWNED YOU NOOBBBB
Me: *sighs* yep, this is bull humpus.
Anon: ARE YOU AND DANK GONNA FRICK?!
Dank: Lel no.
Me: yeah haha no
Anon: hey! I was wondering if dank likes coffee?
Me: oh god you poor soul..
Dank: AAAWWEEE YEAAAA *slaps coffee in the air and it spills everywhere* Ahhhh! *opens mouth and looks up*
Me: I hope a dick comes somewhere and lands directly down your throat.
Goop: hmmm that can be arranged~
Me: how tf did you-
Dank: FUCKTHEPOLICECOMMINSTRAIGHTFROMTHEUNDERGROUND*runs off*
Me: don't come near me my gf's crazy af. *slowly back away*
Goop: ANNNTTIIIII~
Anti: nope
Goop: yes~
Me : oh god
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HumorWell this is what happens when your brother is Dankiplier :3
