how NOT to fanfiction

this is just me exposing superhero stories

{i'm going to use photos of sebatian stan being confused like me because you cant stop me.}

but like in all of the books where the female protagonist is 'fierce' its just like:
"i'll chop you up and feed you to my pit bull!"
um, 1) pit bulls aren't the most aggressive breed of dog, dauchunds are. 2) you never mention that pit bull again 3) that dog is probably dead by now.

also its like in all of the female protagonist stories they're all dating like pete wentz of gerard way. i,m pretty sure they don't live in gotham or where ever this is set??????

but when the protagonist is male, its always the female emo band singers, like hayley williams or someone else and they always meet by either the guy saving her or she is like his enemy and then they fall in love. so its
"'help!' someone cried. 'help me!' i flew over there to see what the matter. i flew in there and billows of smoke rushed out at me." ok i'm using the same beginning because i am lazy. "i found her laying in the fire. i picked her up and flew her to the nearest hospital. (later on) her beautiful ocean blue orbs fluttered open." thats good enough. on to the second one "'help!' someone cried. 'help me!' i flew over there to see what the matter. i flew in there and billows of smoke rushed out at me. a evil cackle started as soon as i rushed in there. 'you really think someone called for you?' cat woman smirked. i just noticed her green eyes were like a forest." thats enough clichés for tonight, because im tired. bye.