Karkat Sings Jingle Bells

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DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU'RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT WHAT DO YOU WEIGH?

(SERIOUSLY HOW FAT ARE YOU?!)

YOU CAN'T FUCKING SING

I'LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

(BRING IT ON!)

GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU FUCKING HOE

I'M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

(MOVE)

OH, JINGLE BELLS

GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE OVER BODIES EVERYDAY

(UGH... FUCKING MOVE)

HEY

JINGLE BELLS

GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY?

RUN THAT ASS

CAUSE YOU CAN'T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 26, 2016 ⏰

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