The 'its 2am and I can't sleep' thought book

02:34

I have no idea what I'm doing.
It's currently 2:34, it's early.
And I really need to pee.
But I'm not going to do that.
Because if I do then like 10 demons are gonna shank me and take me to some 'torture room' where there'll be no wifi and they would've taken my phone away from me and I'll be lonely and I won't have my bed and I won't have any food my god I'm hungry I should eat maybe some tea oh wait that's a drink I'm prolly gonna reject making this book since I can't even remember what happened like two minutes ago but there you go