Wisdom Teeth

Okay so there is this kid and he is not very smart. And so he has to walk in his front door every day right? And there is a ledge and he always trips on it and falls straight on his face. Well one day he was like "yo bitch my mouth hurts" and his mom was like "lil bastard you gotta get them damn wisdom teeth taked out" and he was like "aw shit. I guess i might if i have to skip dat damn school. We have a big test cumin' up" and his mom was like "shore shawrty" and so he gets his teeth pulled hoping that it will make him smart. And like the next day he goes back to school he takes his test and feels good about it. Then he comes home and trips on the door ledge and his mom is like "bitch quit smellin' the flo i promise i vacuum" and he was like "yo bro it was a gravity test" and his mom was like "lil shit my phone be ringing. Hold the fuck" and it was the teacher saying he failed and he was like "names be deceiving"