Haley's rules

1. Don't fall in love.

2. When the relationship is done, run away.

3. Don't date (constantly broken).

4. When you want to scream, laugh.

5. Pain isn't always bad.

6. Never be alone with a guy who jumper cables you.

7. People can always be manipulated.

8. It's hard to forget.

9. The biggest assholes can be your prince charming and your prince charming can be the biggest asshole

10. Don't trust 'I love you' before the 3rd week.

11. Pet names say a lot more then derogatory ones.

12. The more you learn about somebody, the more you need them.

13. Sometimes, no matter how much you want to walk away, you can't.

14. Never brush naturally curly hair.

15. Never date a whore.

16. It's easier to agree with someone then to fight.

17. Sometimes, you just need to lose yourself.

18. Love is a word that can't be used for coffee and people. Unless it's really good coffee.

19. You never really know somebody.

20. You never really know yourself.

21. If you don't disagree, there is no passion.

22. Sometimes, personality tests are wrong.

23. You can't be completely different then everybody else.

24. Procrastination takes a lot more time then actually getting something done.

25. If it's disgusting and unhealthy, eat it.

26. If you get someone to discuss themselves, they won't discuss you.

27. If you get bored easily with people, you're probably the boring one.

28. Once and while, you need to talk to yourself, or walls.

29. You cannot call somebody a nerd, if you do the same thing.

30. Don't put anything on the computer you don't want people to see.

31. If it's a very important secret, only speak it to people. That way you can deny it if it goes bust.

32. There are some things you cannot change.

33. Use the words I, me, my and mine very sparingly.

34. You can always care too much.

35. If you can get everyone to like you, you aren't being true to yourself.

36. Sweatshirts, bracelets and long sleeve shirts together usually aren't a coincidence.

37. You learn more about what people don't say then by what they do

38. If you fake happy well enough, you just may be.

39. Content and happy do not mean the same things.

40. Rules are meant to be broken.

41. There is always something more.

42. You are not always right.

43. A hug is worth more then advice.

44. Sometimes, it's best if you just let it go.

45. Make a wish at 11:11, it's worth a shot.

46. Delete your history.

47. Happiness isn't everlasting, you have to keep finding it.

48. You may be different things to different people, but they may need who you are to them, so don't change it.

49. Make sure your headphones are plugged in fully before you play music.

50. Secrets aren't always a bad thing.

51. Half of every kit kat goes to a loved one

52. When crying, make sure that you're ready for hugs.

53. Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, people will still hate themselves. This does not, AT ALL, mean you should EVER stop complimenting them.

54. Even though your friends say you can tell them anything, and you can turn to them, doesn't mean you will. Even if you trust them with your life.

55. Things won't always come out the way you'd like, and this can be good or bad.

56. "Fine" sucks ass

57. Batman is the best superhero

58. A caffeine deprived Haley shall only be spoken to by a select number of people

59. If you can calm my anxiety with just a few words, you become my everything.

60. Eat before caffeine

61. People are fucking amazingly wow

62. You won't always be as loved as the people you love

63. When bored, dance or sing

64. Don't trust bitches with art supplies

65. haley's bitter, deal with it

66. A mental breakdown is hard to live down