My eyes scanned over the documents I had been assigned. I sighed in annoyance, why did I have to be chosen to do Pein's paperwork while he was out? So unfair, I deserve paid vacations after all I put up with in this shithole. Why couldn't Hidan do it? He's an asshole, he deserves it. Getting angrier and angrier by the second, my writing becomes quicker until I ended up scribbling all over the page. I drop the pen and groan. When is he coming back?! I looked around his office in search for something interesting. I wonder what it felt like being the leader of the mighty akatsuki...
An idea sparked in my head as I stand up and grab my cloak and put it on, I grab a marker and poke dots onto the sides of my nose, below my lips and on my ears. They don't look exactly like his... But this'll do. I placed my ring on my right thumb. Now, I could just change my hair and eyes to clone his so I don't waste too much of my chakra. I tried to think of his behavior for a bit, and imitated him around the office.
"SHINRA TENSEI!" I shouted in a failed Pein voice as I held my hands out towards the desk.
I made explosion sound effects and knocked everything off the table onto the floor. I giggled then cleared my throat and put on a serious expression.
"Ninja should not show their emotions." I walked around the room while shouting "shinra tensei" at everything I could, then proceeding to knock it over, unless it was too heavy then I just kind of tried but fell to the ground exhausted.
I shoot up from the ground then rush over to the table and slam my hands on it and give the wall my most menacing glare. I then turn away from the wall and face the back of the room.
"HIDAN! I order you to sit in my office and do my paperwork because you're an asshole who deserves to be doing nothing and burn in hell! If you don't listen then I have no choice..." I turn with my hand outstretched.
"SHINRA- OHMYGODPEIn" I freeze as I see Pein standing at the door staring at me with no expression on his face. I put my hands to my face in shock as I feel myself turn red.
"You have no choice but to what?" he questions as he looks at all the papers and shit on the floor and slowly raises an eyebrow.
"Um..." I swallowed nervously.
"What have you been up to in here?" he steps forward closing the door behind him and towards the desk. He pokes the dots on my face.
"Are these supposed to be piercings?"
"Yes..." I mumbled quietly as I look at the floor, too embarrassed to look at him in the eyes.
"Why is everything on the ground?"
"I got bored"
"So you pretended to be me"
"...Yes."
"How is being me entertaining?" I blush at the question.
"'Cuz you're cool.... And I like you a lot and I kinda missed you..." I spoke my mind, and I see him tilt my head up.
"Take off the jutsu."
"Huh?" I tilted my head confused.
"I'm not going to kiss myself." At that, I instantly lost focus and the jutsu wore off.
"Wha-" he leaned in and gave me a short peck on the lips.
"Now clean the room" he leaned back up.
"Yes sir..." I turned and got to work with a warm feeling in my stomach.
