Hetalia Adventures: Coming Soon Near You?!

AC~

I hope this was funny, because that was what I trying for. What do you think?

This one is America.

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"Dude!!" America says jovially, waving his hands enthusiastically, "Look what I totally found over there! A McDonald's!"

You sigh in exasperation. This will be the tenth fast food place in a row you would be stopping by with America. And you're paying.

"Do we have to?" You say, attempting to convince America to stop crushing your dreams of being able to afford more than just ramen for the next month.

"Broha, you don't get the point! You don't visit America without eating at Mickey D's. It's like, a rule." He drags you into the fast food place with a sort of impatient vigor. You look down at your wallet with grief as America orders about half his weight in cheeseburgers and a super sized coke. Forget ramen, you'd be lucky to pay your water bill, you think as you hand almost all of your remaining cash to the cashier. America doesn't seem to notice, though, and immediately drags you to the nearest table and sits down.

"So..." America takes a huge bite out of a cheeseburger.

"How... *munch* have you *munch munch* been doing? *munch*" He questions, eating away at his large cheeseburger, soon polishing that one off and grabbing his soda.

"Okay, I guess." You reply weakly, watching America eat what could have been decent food for a month.

"Hmm?" America says around his straw, apparently noticing your discomfort.

"Close your eyes." He says, and you obey, confused, "Now open your mouth..." You open your mouth hesitantly. America immediately shoves a large cheeseburger into your gaping mouth, and you nearly choke.

"Hey!!!" You say, a mouthful of cheeseburger, "You could've killed me, ya know!!"

"But I didn't, did I?" America points out, laughing. Swallowing the rest of your cheeseburger, you immediately reach your hands out to choke America.

"You--" You begin, only to be interrupted by the random playing of the national anthem on the McDonald's radio.

"This is my jam, dude!!" America immediately stands on top of the table, knocking the food to the floor.

"Hey! I paid for that you know!" You are attempting to scold him but burst out laughing instead. America had begun singing along, extremely out of tune.

"Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight~~~!" Everyone was staring at him. Not seeming to even notice, America begins to do a sort of ridiculous dance on the table, waving his hands around. Then, abruptly as it had began, the song ends, and America sits down. Everyone continues to gaze at him in shock.

"What?" America says, noticing the stares, "Is there something in my teeth?"

End.