"No! I shall not stand for it!".
Okay, end of bad day at work. I'm Alison Harvey and my job is presenting the news; I love my job, it's the best with my co-host Matthew Davidson. The problem being, he's not going to be my co-host much longer, the poor man has just broken a leg so whilst he's of on leave I have to present with my arch awful enemy... Faith Piggs. That name suits her well I think. We met at university, both studying law (I used to be the one making the news, not presenting it) and we were best friends, we'd do everything together, we were inseparable and we even were flat mates for a few months. I was so happy; life seemed to be perfect though deep down I knew something had to be wrong.
My (thankfully) ex boyfriend James Cow, was all I could of wished for, he was kind, generous and the fittest boy in town! I had my whole life ahead of me and if it carried on like this it would be a dream come true so that's probably why something had to go wrong. Faith and my beloved James started to get better friends however I just thought it was because I loved (take note of the 'ed' on the end) both of them and spent equal amount of time with them so they just got to know each other better... how wrong I was. I'd gone back to my mums' house for a weekend and I got back early morning on Monday, tiptoeing into the flat I heard a male voice coming from Faiths room so I went in to see who it was; I think you can guess who it was. Jamie was just hugging her in a way that isn't the friend hug that you give when somethings gone wrong, or the one where you're so happy you hug someone to pass on your happiness, this hug was the one that he used to give me, the one that comforts you, warms you, makes you feel so safe and protected. The two timing, pig faced jerk! The backstabbing, betraying boyfriend snatcher!
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10, and calm, breath. Sorry about that, I can get quite stressed sometimes. From that day forward I couldn't bear to look either of them in the face any longer after what they had done, I moved out of the flat, quit uni, and moved back into my mums little cottage in Irland. Basically I destroyed my own life because of two stupid, ignorant, self obsessed idiots! So that's how I ended up here. The funny thing was that people started calling them the farm yard pair which I thought was rather funny! For some unknown reason, Faith also decided that a life of law wasn't for her and followed the same line in life as me and became a news reporter! Out of all the jobs she could have done!
Since she found out that she got the job of standing in for my new best mate, Piggs has been trying talk to me. I think she still remembers my tantrums from university and doesn't want to be on the receiving end so it trying to make the peace and I don't blame her. Although, if she thinks she's getting away with it that easily, she's got another thing coming!
