When You Lease Expected It

Loss

Iam currently talking to my best friend Sarah about the party this weekend while trying not to let Mr Johnson hear me ...

"So what are u going to wear"

"Not sure yet but iam thinking a trip to the mall is in our near future Sarah says...

I look up and see Mr johnson standing over our desks ......Oh shit we done been caught talking.....

" miss smith  would u care to let the class in on what's so important that u feel the need to discusse it in class"

"Umm iam going to go ahead and  plead the fifth on that sir "

"No no by all means please do share  iam dieing to know what's so important"

He says this like he thinks iam going to back down and not say anything.. Well time to put my smart mouth to work then and show him I don't back down...

"Well  Sir if its a matter of life or death then I guess I can share with the class"

"Well what's so important Miss Smith"

"Well You see sir there is this bad ass blow your mind party this weekend and I was just telling Sarah that I have no clue what to wear and well us being the hot  women we are well we have to look smoken hot for the party and well sir I just don't think I have the right outfit to show up in and god knows what happens when u show up to a party and instead of looking smoken hot u look like a blind lady dressed you ...and sir THAT CANT HAPPEN EVER...   so Sarah and I have decided to head to the mall and see just how hot of an outfit we can find"

At this point the whole class is  laughing but Mr Johnson well he just looks confused I feel kinda bad for him I mean he's a man and the poor dude probably has never had to worry about what to wear to a party....

"Umm "
Poor guy looks like a deer caught in the head lights...

"So Mr Johnson now that u know what was so important do you happen to have any input"?

" Umm... Just turn around and stop talking before I send u to the office "

Looking at Sarah who by this point has tears coming down here face just shakes her head  .. What can I say. I really hate being called out and if given the chance iam going to be a smart ass... One of my  many wonderful traits ..

The bell rings and we load up our stuff walking out of the class iam heading to gym ..yay... Not.  But it is the last class of the day so that helps
I say bye to Sarah and start to head to gym. My phone goes off and I see its my older brother  he is getting ready to head back to college for his senior year. Lucky him ...

" hey sis me and Liam are heading out Sry we couldn't say bye but we wanna beat traffic ""

"You mean I get the WHOLE house to my self?!?!.....can you say party time oh ya...

" umm how about NO party time mom and dad would kill you and then me just because ...so no I happen to like living and shit"...

"Well your no fun ... Fine I will have josh come over and we will be couch potatos ..is that OK with u master??"

"Yes that makes master happy!!"

" your a dumb ass .. I think hanging out with Liam all the time has dumb you down a shit load mite wanna watch your self !!"

" haha your so funny "

"I know ... But anywho are you still coming back down next week for my 18th birthday?"

"That's the plan mom has told me all about it we even talked about getting a bounce house!!""

"You are just asking for an ass kicking?