On shenpai's amazing trip to alaska with Zylbrad (wearing his Mcree hat the whole time) They had sex on a iceberg 4 different times, They were packing up to head back to "island of soon to be forgotten ships" As they were packing Zylbrad put his girlfriends undies over his head, he inhaled through his nostrils heavily, "Mmmm MmMM m'lady" Shenpai blushed and punched him jokingly, he giggled. As they were leaving the hotel "Tilt Hotel, For all the greatest tilts" Zylbrad noticed the time, His watched blinked "11:59". "M'LADY ITS ALMO- It's hiiiiigh-" HE WAS CUT SHORT BY A RANDOM PENGU AND HE SAID REPLIED"NOoOOOOt nOoOT" Zylbrad then said about to burst with horniness "YISSS HiIiiGh NoOoT NoOT" then his clothes popped off and so did Shenpai's , they had sex for the 5th time on a ice berg. They rushed to their ship just to make it on time. During the 4 hour ship ride, they saw it. a giant hammer that could only be... Tyrodins. The ship rammed into the giant hammer just to start to sink, People said it was an unsinkable ship, oh were they wrong. Shenpai fell into the water at an alarming rate, Zylbad scremed over the edge "M'LADYYYY" but then thats when Pengu flew out of the water to catch the lady. "Thank you so much!" said shenpai in a nervous voice. "noot" the hero replied "m'lady, THIS SHIP WILL NOT SIIINK" said the courageous Zylbrad, The ship then magically got put back together and they went on their trip. They had boat sex because they wanted to be iconic. They still made it to the island of "island of soon to be forgotten ships" and they lived happily ever after and forgotten by many. - The end
My name is blithesomes and i'd like to thank my mami Shenpai and papi john Zylbrad for inspiring me and making my days so great <3
