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Dean: Is your anatomy even the same? We should play doctor and find out.

Castiel: I can see through clothing and have allready compared. Dean, I am no different from you. Except, perhaps a bit larger.

Dean: If you were a doctor you'd be Dr.Sexy.

Castiel: My last name is not sexy, neither do I have one. If I were a doctor I would be Dr.Castiel.

Dean: Speaking of last names, your dad must have been a thief because he stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Castiel: My eyeballs would be incinerated.

Dean: Then you must be the yellow-eyed demon cause your my obsession.

Castiel : Dean, I am an angel of the lord, and my eyes are blue.

Dean: Hey, if you think about it, angels are practically princes. YOULL BE THE PRINCE AND ILL BE THE OTHER PRINCE ITS A LOVE STORY BABY JUST SAY 'YES'.

Castiel: You didnt ask me a yes or no question and I do not understand why we have to pretend to be royalty.

Dean: We dont, never mind that. You know whats better than royalty? Superheroes.

Dean: Hey Cas, guess what superhero I wanna be.

Castiel: Superman?

Dean: Yourman.

Castiel: I have not heard of this superhero before.

Dean: Well his superpower is immortality. You know, I would still go to hell and back just to be with you.

Castiel:  I dont see why that would be necessary if you are allready with me now.

Dean: Well, you never know. That reminds me, ive been meaning to ask, do you know why the sky gets gray sometimes Cas?

Castiel: Yes.

Dean: Its because all the blue is in your eyes.

Castiel: Dean, that is not why-

Dean: DAMMIT CAS.

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