5 words that scare the hell out of me in horror movies "Based on a true story"
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Reasons why i am fat::
~ I eat when I am bored
~ I am bored all the time
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When a boy gets Jealous it is kinda cute. But when a girl gets jealous, World War 3 is about to start
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. The awkward moment when you realize Dora the explorer, who is 5, has more freedom than you
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. When you hear your parents say your name in their conversation so you secretly try to listen
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. Saying " I am Tired" when you are actually sad
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Three things I've learned in school: Texting without looking, sleeping without getting caught,and teamwork on tests
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.If you cannot win in an argument, correct thier grammer instead
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. Why i do not like people: 1% logical reason, 99% i just don't.
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Saying "OUCH!" even though it did'nt really hurt
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Do you ever sit there with your legs open and then you remember that you are a girl
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That awkward moment when you turn your head and realize that someone is staring at you
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That moment when you get your friend in trouble
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I always restart a game when I know when I am going to lose
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Money does not buy happiness... But it pays my internet, which is almost the same thing
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You usually do not care about what others are saying until they start whispering
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I am mature enought to forgive you, but I am not dumb enough to trust you again
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That awkward moment when you have to stare a text for 5 minutes in oreder to figure out how to reply
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I am so excited for Valentine's Day becuase all the chocolates will be on sale
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In my Bedroom : Decent singer
In the shower: International pop star!!!
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Adele may set fire to the rain, but Spongebob can make a campfire underwater
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That awkward moment when all your friends are called pretty and you are just standing right there like "My mom thinks I am awesome".
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Running like a gorilla up the stairs because it is easier that way
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You do not know something? Google it
You do not know someone? Facebook it
You cannot find something? MOM!
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I hate when a shower only has 2 options: 3rd degree burns, or skinny deeping in Antarctica
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That feeling when you are TALLER than someone but OLDER than you
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"let me see your phone" delete....delete...delete...delete... "here you go"
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I do not stalk my crush. I simply gather information for specific purposes
