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(Tbh idk what POV this is cuz like I switch in between. Just know its jungkooks 'view')

TaeSlime updated just a minute ago

Jungkook stared his screen. One of his favorite slime accounts finally updated after taking an abrupt hiatus. Which mind you... bitch slapped Jungkook in the face after believing his favorite account was never updating again.

"Fuck...." Taes long slim fingers worked his way into the slime as he heard the satisfying squishes and shlops of the white "marshmallow" slime.
Just as he was enjoying his "personal stress reliever" he realized he commented onto the video along with all the 17872 subconsciously
'Omg the noise makes me feel so good'

"Holy shit" talk about desperate
Without giving it a full second to sink in Jungkook received a text.

Taeslime: does it make you feel good?

Juanglebook: yea.. I guess¿?

Taeslime: do you feel aroused?

Juanglebook: what

Juanglebook: the

Juanglebook: fuck

Username change to thishoeneedsJesus

Taeslime: I'm not "hoe" I'm Taehyung :-)

Thishoeneedsjesus: ... Anyways... Why'd you message me?

Jungkook realized how insane this entire situation was... First of all, his iDOL messaged him... Taehyung has around 768k followers when I have 7k ... Why would he message someone like me? I wasnt popular on social media.. Just the average guy who posts selfies and shit. Where as Tae posts interesting slime videos and his selfies that seem to  attract most of his female followers. No wonder he gained internet fame in less then 3 months.

Taeslime: I dunno... You commented on my video and I clicked on your profile.... You're cute too, so that was an added bonus ;)

Thishoeneedsjesus: so in short... You were thirsty..

Taeslime: well not exactly.... Wait. BITCH WHO YOU CALLING THIRSTY. ILL HAVE U KNOW IM QUENCHED AS FUCK RN OKAY HOE N HUN ILL TELL YOU WHAT'S NOT SHORT. THIS DICK OF MINE-

Thishoeneedsjesus: I-I'M ... I'm gonna get some aloe

Taeslime: wait oml do you have a strange fetish that I don't kno about?... Possible something to do with aloe....?

Taeslime:.... Hello? You still there??

Thishoeneedsjesus: yea.... But in that case my name is jungkook ~

Taeslime: awwww kookie kookie kookie kookie kookieeeeeeee

Thishoeneedsjesus: its JUNGkook ;-)))))

Taeslime: koookie koooookieeeeeeee

Thishoeneedsjesus: nnnooo j U N G Kook

Taeslime: kOOOOOOKIIEEEEEEE

Thishoeneedsjesus: TAEEEEETAEEE

Taeslime: so send me a pic of ur self :)

Thishoeneedsjesus: ... Y doe I have dozens on my account. You can stalk me there...

Taeslime: yea but you seem stiff in most of ur pictures..

Taeslime: plus... Daddy's horny baby =====8

Thishoeneedsjesus:.... Horny like how cows have horns..?

Taeslime: ... Uhm no..? Anyways bulls are the ones with horns babe.

Taeslime: so.... Just send a pic ;)

Thishoeneedsjesus: fine..
//sighs while tossing dignity out the window

Taeslime: BITCH

Thishoeneedsjesus: ITS ME UNDER ALL THE MAKEUP HOE

Taeslime: wHY THE FUCK DID YOUR PARENTS ALLOW YOU TO BE ON THE INTERNET.

Taeslime: WUT IS U. 5?

Username changed to Kookiemonster

Kookiemonster: no I am not five ur probably just some ugly ass pedophile

Taeslime: sureeee...... But prove it

Kookiemonster: wat

Taeslime: prove it. Send me a picture from your CAMERA not camera rOLL sweetie ;-)

Kookiemonster: fINE

Taeslime: holy shit.... 10/10 would bang //Bangbangbang starts playing faintly in the background

Kookiemonster: ... //blows rape whistle

Kookiemonster: so .. Teach me how to make slime

Taeslime: are you really asking the kING of slime how they make slime...?

Kookiemonster: yes?...

Taeslime: eVERY HEARD OF SECRETS

Kookiemonster: :^)

Taeslime:... Fine fine ... But only if I get to call you baby

Kookiemonster:..... THATS a privilege that not even my mother has...
Fine :^)

Taeslime: Inserts video clip

Holy shit.... Taes milky gingers never cease to impress me.... Goddamn he makes me "horny" as TAE would call it.

Kookiemonster: wanna show me what else you could do with those hands