The Pun Master(Sans x Reader)

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2nd POV:

It was a beautiful day outside.  You were heading to the park to get out of the city and to get fresh air.  As you were walking, you noticed the many monsters talking and mingling with the humans.  Your parents warned you about them because they think they are dangerous, but you didn't care, everyone else seemed happy and you were contended.  You then deeply sigh with complete satisfaction plastered on your face as you continued your way.

It didn't take long until you arrived.  As you sat down under your favorite tree, you couldn't help but hear the enchanting song the birds were singing.  It was such a peaceful day.

You took out a book and your favorite headphones and began to read while listening to some music.  As you were reading, you didn't notice a frisbee land on you.  A young kid with short brown hair and a dark blue sweater with two magenta-colored stripes walked up to you and tap your shoulder lightly.  The first few times you didn't feel her, until she did it a little harder.  "Gah! You almost scared me out of my skin kid, heh"  You looked at her in confusion while tilting my head.  "Is everything alright?  Is there something you want?"  She pointed at my lap and I saw the frisbee.  "Oh."  I handed the frisbee and she thanked me, but before she went to continue playing, she asked if I wanted to play.  "Uh, okay, sure kid."  I set my book down and walked to where the kid was and started playing with her and her friends.

There was a tall skeleton, a blue fish and another small skeleton with a blue jacket on.  We played for at least thirty minutes until they were called over by two large goat monsters.  As they walked over, with me followed behind them.  The two big goat-like monsters were sitting on a large red and white checkered blanket with food spread on top of it.  I then said a small hello meekly, not knowing I would be noticed.  "Oh hello my child, would you like to join our picnic?"  I was taken aback, sure I've seen monsters mingle with humans, but I never expected I would talk to one.  I simply mumbled a small yes with a quick nod and took a seat right by the short skeleton.

"I never got your name, I'm Frisk," said the small child with the striped sweater stated happily.  "(Y/N)" I simply said with a small smile.  "Nice name, that's Papyrus..."she pointed to the tall skeleton that said 'NYEH', "Sans..." the short one, "sup." "Undyne..." the fish lady,"Hiya punk!" "Alphys..." the weird yellow dinosaur, "H-hello." "Toriel, or goat mom..." the kind one"Hello (Y/N)""...and Asgore," the huge fluffybuns.  Asgore just seemed to nod in approval and continued eating.  After a while, you heard a small yell, "What about me?"  The child, preferably named Frisk, seemed to forgot to introduce the flower.  "Oh, and this is Flowey."  "Pleasure to meet you all" I said while enjoying my meal.

There were tons of choices to choose from, but I just served myself a small sandwich and a piece of butterscotch cinnamon pie.  The pie was absolutely amazing, whoever made this is surely talented.  After about an hour of eating.  We went back to playing the frisbee.  I noticed that Sans had this blue and yellow flashing eye and whenever it was his turn to throw, he would wrap the frisbee in...I guess, blue magic...to the next person.  

This seemed to go on for hours until you thought it was finally time to go.  You said your goodbyes and was about to head back, until a certain tall skeleton stopped you.  "(Y/N)!  TOMORROW YOU SHOULD JOIN US, WE WERE PLANNING TO HEAD TO THE MALL WITH FRISK, WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME?"  Papyrus had hope and a sparkle in his eye that I could never say no to.  "Sure, why not, I don't have anything planned anyway," I said with a shrug.  "GREAT! HERE IS MY PHONE NUMBER, FEEL FREE TO CALL ANYTIME! NYEH HEH HEH!"  I giggled a little bit and started walking.

It took around five minutes to get back home.  I opened the door to my apartment.  My parents weren't home which left the whole place to me.  I decided to make some dinner for myself and got ready for bed.

I checked my clock, 10PM, my parents won't get home until twelve.  I got under the covers and slowly drifted to sleep until I was unconscious.  What a day this had become.