Buffy was never a bitca
Willow never became a psycho Wicca
Angel was never the vampire with a tortured soul
Tara never created a spell in a mixing bowl
And who is Dawn? Is she the key?
"We must keep all of these unicorns, Harmony."
Just like Oz was never locked up during a full moon
Just like Xander was going to be a groom
Anya was never driven by vengaence or greed
Spike never took a human's life to feed
Since Giles doesn't know all the myths and legends,
Cordelia would always lend
her favorite pair of shoes to a friend
And since the Scoobies' friendship never survived,
Just like theirs, ours was a lie
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Ode to Buffy
FanfictionMy ex-BFF and I loved watching Buffy together, so I thought I'd come up with a somewhat clever poem to vent that all their good times must have never existed, since ours seem not to matter.
