The Curse of Daddy Pig

chapter one | the birth of bad daddy pig

daddy pig woke up that morning with a mischievous grin on his smug pink face.

"ahaha." he said to himself as he took a peak at his hideous reflection in the mirror.

"today good daddy pig died. new daddy pig, bad bad daddy pig has been born." and with that he picked up his suitcase of slurpee tickets and left his child, Child Pig and his unattractive sloppy pig wife Moma Pig.

Child Pig whimpered as he watched his beloved Daddy Pig leave, chuckling evilly. Moma Pig shrugged and began pour herself some Bud Lite into a cup.

Daddy Pig started off his new life by wasting all his money on a Lamborghini. Even if he was going to be living in it, he wanted to look super cool at the club that night.

He rented a tux and bought a pair of Michel Kor sunglasses to complete his bad boy pig look.

The Piggette (the club) was vibrating with the sound of Pigney Spears music. Daddy Pig laughed to himself when he saw a tall skinny piggy walk towards him.

"hey there mister piggy," she said, and the two pigs began to groove.

First they swerved to the left, then the right, then they boogied.

Then Daddy Piggy decided to do something Daddies should never do. he decided to take the lady piggy out to a date. He smiled evilly at the piggy and handed her a platter.

she gasped.

for on the platter was a slice.

Of hot

steamy

bacon.

bad, bad, daddy pig.