65 million years ago, a T-rex was going to find a spot where he buried a present for his son. He realized that wasn't able to dig it back up, so he called a raptor to have it dug up. The raptor was greedy so as soon as he dug up the present, which was a Nintenroar 1000, he ran away with it but it was heavy so the T-rex caught up easily and ate the raptor. The end :)