Yo momma is so strong she can gargle peanut butter.
Yo momma is so strong she can do the backstroke in mud.
Yo momma is so strong she drinks Nutella through a straw.
Yo momma is so strong she ran the Boston Marathon wearing ankle weights and won.
Yo momma is so strong she eats jaw breakers like marshmallows.
Yo momma is so strong she can turn peanuts into peanut butter.
Yo momma is so strong she can literally kill time.
Yo momma is so strong that she never has heart attacks. Her heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack her.
Yo momma is so strong the original title for Alien Vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Yo Momma.
Yo momma is so strong when she does a push-up, she pushes the earth down.
Yo momma is so strong that once she kicked a horse in the chin, its descendants were known as giraffes.
Yo momma is so strong she punched the air and caused a huge gale of wind.
