Yo momma is so scary that Bloody Mary hides in the mirror every time yo momma walks into the bathroom.
Yo momma is so scary that creepy clowns say "Can I take a snapshot of you and print it onto my mask?"
Yo momma is so scary that vampires are scared SHE'LL suck their blood.
Yo momma is so scary she made a Happy Meal cry.
Yo momma is so scary she is the reason why Wally is hiding in the Where's Wally books.
Yo momma is so scary that horror movies don't hire her because they fear she might terrorise all viewers, even old men.
Yo momma is so scary that Aka Manto hides in the toilet too along with his own victims. (Don't know who Aka Manto is? Search it up.)
Yo momma is so scary she has a grizzly bear carpet in her room. The bear isn't dead it's just afraid to move.
Yo momma is so scary that she's been to Mars and that's why there's no signs of life.
