Yo momma is so fat that when she turned around she knocked Mars out of orbit.
Yo momma is so fat when she died she broke the pearly gates into heaven.
Yo momma is so fat she thinks the ocean is just one tiny puddle.
Yo momma is so fat when she jumped into the Pacific Ocean she turned it into the Pacific Desert.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo momma is so fat when she farts there's breaking news.
Yo momma is so fat when she's finished showering, her legs are still pretty much dry.
Yo momma is so fat that NASA officially declared her an asteroid that's out of orbit.
Yo momma is so fat when she takes a step, she causes an earthquake.
Yo momma is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
Yo momma is so fat when she gets killed in Call of Duty the player that killed her gets a five player kill streak.
Yo momma is so fat that if she were in a contest for being fattest, she'd be three of them.
Yo momma is so fat that when she sat on an iPod she made an iPad!
Yo momma is so fat every time she turns around it's her birthday.
Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said "GET OFF!"
Yo momma is so fat she's a map on Call of Duty.
Yo momma is so fat that when Dracula sucked her blood he got diabetes.
Yo momma is so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo momma is so fat that she wears two watches for each timezone she's on.
Yo momma is so fat that she doesn't need the Internet because she's world wide.
Yo momma is so fat that she got sorted into the house of pancakes.
Yo momma is so fat that when she made a PS3 account the whole PlayStation Network crashed!
Yo momma is so fat that when she sits on a chair it breaks.
Yo momma is so fat that when she plays a game of Tetris, all her tetriminos are destroyed by one click of her giant finger.
Yo momma is so fat that when she ordered a waterbed they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Yo momma is so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's STILL printing.
Yo momma is so fat that she got arrested for ten pounds of crack!
Yo momma is so fat she woke up on BOTH sides of the bed.
Yo momma is so fat her splash attack does damage!
Yo momma is so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma is so fat her farts cause global warming.
Yo momma is so fat when she fell in love...she broke it.
Yo momma is so fat that the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Yo momma is so fat that when I pictured her in my head, she broke my neck...
Yo momma is so fat half of her is a parallel universe.
Yo momma is so fat that Minecraft creepers are worried SHE'S gonna blow up.
Yo momma is so fat that..well, you were born with diabetes.
Yo momma is so fat that when she talks to herself it's a long distance call.
