Yo momma is so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma is so ugly the government changed her birthday to Halloween.
Yo momma is so ugly that...Well, look at you!
Yo momma is so ugly that your father takes her to work so she doesn't have to say good-bye.
Yo momma is so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest they said "Sorry, no pros allowed."
Yo momma is so ugly that when she was born her mom said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Let's go bury it!"
Yo momma is so ugly she gets 364 extra days to get ready for Halloween.
Yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo momma is so ugly she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares!
Yo momma is so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Yo momma is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror her reflection looks back and shakes its head.
Yo momma is so ugly that she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got smacked by the whole darn tree!
Yo momma is so ugly her shadow ran away from her.
Yo momma is so ugly that they turn off the security cameras when she walks into the bank.
Yo momma is so ugly that she was thought to be an E.T. when she drove past Area 51.
Yo momma is so ugly she's the reason why nobody's on MySpace.
Yo momma is so ugly that when she walked into a haunted house she came out with a job application.
Yo momma is so ugly that Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Yo momma is so ugly that her reflection said "I quit."
Yo momma is so ugly that neither Jacob nor Edward want her to be on their team.
Yo momma is so ugly not even the forever alone guy wants to be her boyfriend.
Yo momma is so ugly that she's the reason the scary maze game screams.
Yo momma is so ugly that Bob the Builder said "I can't fix that."
Yo momma is so ugly her pillow cries into her at night.
Yo momma is so ugly people yell "Zombie Apocalypse!" whenever she walks out onto the streets.
Yo momma is so ugly that she makes Voldemort look sexy as hell.
Yo momma is so ugly that One Direction went the other direction.
Yo momma is so ugly that superstars kick her butt whenever they see her.
Yo momma is so ugly that people say "God made me sexy, why not you?"
