Yo momma is so short that she broke her leg getting off the toilet.
Yo momma is so short that she uses a Dorito as a hang-glider.
Yo momma is so short you can see her legs on her driver's licence photo!
Yo momma is so short that she doesn't roll the dice, she pushes them!
Yo momma is so short that she plays limbo under the door!
Yo momma is so short that she walks around with a sign that says "Don't spit because I can't swim!"
Yo momma is so short that she went into an ant nest, made friends with the ants, and spent the rest of her life doing ant work.
Yo momma is so short that people don't even notice her when she's walking across the road.
Yo momma is so short that when she entered a pub, she was mistaken for a five-year-old and was kicked out.
Yo momma is so short that the BFG was like "WTF?"
