Yo momma is so hairy that when you were born you had rug-burn.
Yo momma is so hairy that she shaves her legs with a weed-wacker.
Yo momma is so hairy that Bigfoot wants to use HER picture.
Yo momma is so hairy that cinematographers film "Gorillas in the mist" in her own shower.
Yo momma is so hairy that when she woke up she found herself in a zoo.
Yo momma is so hairy that she stars in Donkey Kong games!
Yo momma is so hairy that the only language she speaks is Wookie.
Yo momma is so hairy that she's a stunt double for Chewbacca.
Yo momma is so hairy that she braids the hair on her upper lip.
Yo momma is so hairy that if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet.
Yo momma is so hairy that she lost twenty pounds by just getting a trim.
Yo momma is so hairy that two birds made nests under her armpits and she doesn't even know about it!
Yo momma is so hairy that whenever she goes on safari, apes and monkeys chase after her, trying to elect her their leader!
Yo momma is so hairy that people ask "Chewbacca, can I have your autograph?"
Yo momma is so hairy that when I took her to the pet store they locked her in a cage!
Yo momma is so hairy that she basically looks like a fluffball.
Yo momma is so hairy that when she walked outside the neighbours called pest control.
Yo momma is so hairy that when she went hiking a bear came out to flirt with her.
Yo momma is so hairy that she doesn't need clothes in public.
Yo momma is so hairy that she pays gardeners to trim her down every week.
Yo momma is so hairy that her dog looks bald compared to her.
Yo momma is so hairy that when Bigfoot met her, he thought he'd met his one true love.
Yo momma is so hairy that on Halloween she paints herself green and goes as a bush.
Yo momma is so hairy that her butt hairs get clogged in the toilet when she flushes.
Yo momma is so hairy that she's like a jungle.
